Ok, I have been trapped in the house for a full 5 days and I will be stuck here tomorrow. I did manage to back away from the internet for a few hours to read a book and make pizza dough. Unfortunately I returned to this…

Why is it unfortunate that this green eyed stranger greets me when I am checking my MySpace mail? Well, it’s because this man is not waiting for me and if he is he is most likely a smoker or gay (or maybe both). I’ve checked out a billion online dating sites and this is not out there. Nothing remotely close. I think that this man is some sort of digitally enhanced clip art that was generated to lure people in.

But if he is real, and waiting for me, I hope that he isn’t some sort of stalker waiting outside my bedroom window with a knife.