Just when you think things have settled down, in walks drama.  Lucky for you, little readers, you get the recap and some of the commentary from my friend the Real Jew (RJ).

So in the wee hours of Sunday morning my car was the victim of a hit and run.  I was with M, the Jew, and the 10 hour date guy.  We closed out the home bar, went to BestWurst for snacks and then I drove us home.  Unfortunately someone decided to create their own lane, as we turned onto the access road to the highway, and they sideswiped the front passenger side of my car.  WTF?

The car proceeded to drive off.  Lucky for me I was still able to drive my car forward.  I got their plate # and I pulled up next to them and asked them to pull over.  They decided to keep driving.  They got on the highway and tried to lose me in the traffic.  I was pissed off.  I decided to take a chance and follow them.  I had nothing to lose and I was hoping the police would catch them as they sped down the highway.  They darted around and managed to exit ahead of us. I wasn’t driving like a grandma that morning.  I managed to chase them for quite awhile before they disappeared.  It wasn’t as dramatic as the helicopter camera shots of the white bronco but I thought I handled the situation pretty well.

Once we lost the dude, I called the police and filed an accident report.  Then I took the kids home and filed a claim with my insurance people.  I haven’t heard anything from the cops yet.

So what did the Real Jew have to say about all of this?

RJ: … but i guess you didnt get a plate or anything?

Me: You know I did.

RJ: oh hells yeah.  so you’re gonna bust the fucker?

Me: I was with M, the Jew and the 10 hour date guy

RJ: the jew? tell my bro i said shalom haha

RJ:  citizens arrest mofo!

RJ: was there a helicopter filming? did your car magically change into a white bronco? did you call AC? so many questions

RJ: i like that you went all vigilante on his ass props to you. my neighbor and i have hunted down people in our hood like that

Me: I was pissed off. The blackness in me came out

RJ:  hahahahahahahahahaha i knew it was in there somewhere . why come im never around when it rears its ghettofabulous head?

Me:  I don’t know. I suppose it is because you never see me get mad;  I have learned to repress it. or oppress it

RJ: hahaha oppress it good one