Smittenness – an F-ing epidemic I tell you
Remember that scene in Bambi when it’s spring and all the little woodland creatures are in heat twitterpated? That’s all I have seen lately. Maybe it’s the cold weather? Maybe it’s the holiday season that makes people not want to be alone? Maybe it is the holiday xmas party open bar. I don’t know.
The other day on facebook a friend posted this, “XXX is covered head to toe in smitten.” I promptly replied, “You should see a doctor about that. They can probably perscribe some sort of topical ointment to clear that up.”
Since it is so cold, why don’t all of you smitten people bunker down for winter and just get with the baby-making. That way I will get a nice parking space downtown when I go out drinking.
December 14th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Dude, being smitten has nothing to do with baby makin’. Although there is a portion of that idea that I do agree with, stupid people stay home. However, I would say that all the time not just to smitten people. Being a little bit smitten myself, I would say that it doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m stupid… I’m just sayin’ hustle it up, 4 more dates to go!
December 14th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Maybe I should have used quotes on the whole “baby-making” business. Cause really. You don’t need to make the financial crisis worse with extra faces to feed. Wrap it up, kids!
As far as the dates go. I have 1 left if we play by the original rules. I have 4 if I play by the advanced rules.