I searched through the old posts and apparently this hasn’t been documented.
So here is the definition
sex cam·el (s
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noun A person, who can go for long periods without sexual intercourse in the same manner that a camel can go for long periods without water. They have found a way to store it up so they don’t need it as often.
In the case of myself and many of my girlfriends, it’s the dude that stops putting out. In the beginning, there is non-stop sex (hell yeah!). Then all of a sudden you can’t remember the last time you had sex (booo!). Or it becomes routine (woo hoo, it’s Wednesday night, let’s do it). What happened? These are not elderly men who have entered the Viagra years. These are able bodied dudes. They just won’t put out.
One of my exes admitted to the fact that he was getting himself off nightly. REALLY? If given the choice, most guys I know will choose a women over their hand. Or maybe a combination of the two. He also admitted that he was trying to ween me off the sex. He was frightened, he claimed it was like opening up Pandora’s box. He didn’t think that I would be THAT into it. First, he managed to get me down to sex on the weekends. Then, it was every two weeks. Then a month or two went by. That’s when I decided to get out.
Feel free to write in with your sex camel stories. Maybe we can get these animals tagged so they can be identified in the wild.
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