Whole Paycheck Singles Event?
Seriously, I didn’t make this up. It is on the Whole Foods events page.
Might be worth checking out. Definitely worth checking out the avalanche of Missed Connections on CL the next day 
Wednesday, February 11th
“Check Out” Singles’ Event
6:00 - 8:00 pm Free!
– a delicious event for delicious singles –
If you want a “healthy relationship,” where better to look than Whole Foods Market? Stroll the aisles and taste decadent chocolates and champagne, flirt over fondue, sample perfect recipes for romantic dinners for two, and mingle on the patio with your new friends. You might just find a date for Valentine’s Day!
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February 12th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
I checked missed connections. This lady doesn’t sound anything like a whole paycheck shopper…
whole foods single’s night 2/11 - w4m (lamar & 6th)
your name is bryce and you were wearing a back pack. i thought you were really attractive. i didn’t have a name tag on and i was wearing a burnt orange texas longhorn shirt, long med brown hair, black glasses. it would be awesome if you replied and then we can go do something totally un valentine’s day like on valentine’s day (paintball and burgers or put put and greasy mexican food?) hope to hear from you, i should’ve had the courage to introduce myself sorry.
Sheri
I like this one better.
foxy vitamin man - m4m (whole foods downtown)
I came in looking for a good vitamin to help with my depression but i got so lost in your totally awesome green eyes I don’t even know what you said. Then I noticed your super muscley arms that I want you to wrap around me and never let go. I think your name tag said Steven. You are the hottest Whole Foods employee ever. I should have asked for your number but i had to go before you noticed the growing buldge in my pants. By the way one look at you would cure anyones depression. Holla!!!!