So today the internet gave us this lovely present…

The song originally started as a joke but now the creator has offered up an iphone to the person that creates the best music video.  The contest deadline is well after the conference so you have time to capture and assemble your footage.

So I have listened to the song a few times now and read the lyrics.  Here is my advice to you nerd boys who are fortunate enough to stumble on my blog in time…

You gonna need it if ya wanna get some hot ass
Fuck the panels, there ain’t one girl ta talk to…

…So hold up, wait, let me tell ya dudes
For every one girl here, they be a hundred yous…

There are a few girls to chat with in the panels (depending on the panels) .  Most of the girls in the convention center are actually volunteers.  The perk to making friends with them is because they are locals and they know their way around town (and they have cars). The best way to find a large assemblage of women is to hang out near the restrooms at one of the parties.  Even though SXSWi is as sausage fest, there is ALWAYS a line for the ladies room.  If you really want to meet chicks, you should upgrade that badge that work paid for and stay for the music festival.  The weather is usually perfect for tank tops and showin’ some leg.

…back to that video.  I would like to see what The Lonely Island would do with this song.  My guess is there would be cross dressing involved.  Why you ask?  Do to the lack of girls involved with the conference it would be much easier to have a boy dress up as a girl.

I think there should be extra bonus points if the video involves a montage.