I’ve been watching Flight of the Concords on YouTube.  Staying up way past my bedtime.

There are much better clips than this one but, I had to pick the clip with Bret wearing the reindeer sweater jumper.  I also dig the shout out to the Pet Shop Boys

So a friend has been talking about this recently.  I think it’s pretty funny.  These guys are genius.  Causing a scene with out causing any harm.  Watch the clip.  There’s one coming up in Austin soon, I think the end of the month.  You can follow the Flash Mob Austin on twitter, or you can see their website.  I’m definitely going to try to participate. It looks like tons of fun.  This one was Grand Central Station in NYC.

Come check it out, they’re saying the location is TBA right now.  When I know more I’ll let you know more.

M sent me the link to this video clip today. I am just getting into text messaging. M on the other end is an addict.

Usually I just send emails to Megan (who forgave my previous confession of coveting someone else’s man) but I discovered that there is an online service called iConfessional.com. It’s a website that allows you to submit anonymous confessions. I think I may have to test it out.

Things I discovered while surfing the net.

http://www.revjen.com/dudes.html

And then one of my all time favorites which I found while surfing MySpace

Booty Call Agreement

Name_____________________

Age____

Phone(____)_______

Occupation________________________________

Height_____ Weight______

Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________

How often (check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__

How long can u last (check appropriate answer)
1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__

Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__

Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group__

While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)
Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ?

List three positions u like:
1._____________________
2._____________________
3._____________________

What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__

When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__

How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__

Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list

Applicant? signature________________________________ Date__________________

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES

1. No sleeping over– unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning
2. No meeting in public place?nless getting drinks or sumthin to eat before the nite? events
3. No calls before 7pm dont have shyte to talk about
4. None of that love making? u come to f*** and u f*** to cum
5. No emotional conversations— love is not a feeling between us
6. No comparisons between previous f***s? dont give a shyte
7. No calling each other friends with benefits were not friends, we just fuck together…..
8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok just dont be offended
9. No excessive clothing! dont want u leaving anything when u leave
10. Do not be offended if I dont ask u how good it was dont give a shyte
11. If someone asks who u are, tell them we just met
12. Try not to make eye contact during sexthe less connection the better
13. Do NOT call me ill call u!!!

Failure to abide by these rules and principles will result in a swift and immediate termination of this contract and any other contacts with the holder of this agreement.

In other words. Ima kick ur ass to the curb.

Participator? signature_______________________________________ Date_________________

*Notification of ur hiring will be sent to u within 48 hours. Pictures will generate a faster response. Thank You